houseofsleaze

12:12 am: friday 1pm the weekend begins. garns and elf go to Waites with everyone for a post-viva celebration. They hadn't eaten since the previous day, probably nerves from their vivas and hadnt drunk in a cpl of weeks through work and so were rolling by 2pm. We all went to town and bought some more halloween gear then more booze and apparently loads of PS2 games.

Home again, then invite more people to party with us, Vicky comes down for the evening which is awesome - we miss her as shes on placement. Becky bought elf some Lemoncello, Italian Port and other exotica back from Sicily. We all do shots with the Lemoncello - even Aeryn, mix the excellent port with WKD, then drink the frightening amount of vodka in the freezer. We join our neighbors who are getting into the halloween spirit early. We demolish the contents of the beer fridge, the wine rack and even the emergency fosters. people go in the stocks, stinkys larp dressup gear and makeup do the rounds, sam touches people and Tor steals vickys pvc nurse outfit.

To the union!

Fresher Mat and Stinky are having all conversations in a musical style, like meatloaf without accompanyment whilst sam who is creepy at the best of times is dressed as an elderly paedophile and creeps up on people in his truly disturbing costume. earlier he made a girl nearly cry with fear in one-stop as he comedy-perved.

We find a new way to got into the union for free (well, half price). one person goes in and gets a stamped hand, then comes out and rolls their hand on anothers, duplicating the stamp.

The union is a hazy mess to say the least, Emma gets elf who looks like a gay demon to creep up behind a bouncer and pretend to grab his ass which she takes a picture of. laughing, she hands the camera to the bouncer who turns round, sees elf who gives him a cheeky grin and then runs away.

other stuff happens which we cant remember right now... Vicky is too wasted and sam has to take her home, probably some perving involved. Stinky is boogying with Ella, garns and emma are bouncing about all over the place and elf is chatting to the girl he was eyeing at open mike night. All is happy in fun land.


House status: in its element.

06:31 pm: what a weekend.

no one really knows what happened friday and saturday. the bits we know about were awesome. more discussion is required before an entry can possibly be made.

today elf went to stinkys room to take him to the airport as he's off to valencia in spain for a conference on rocket ships. upon asking if he was ready to leave Pete replied "I'd better pack some clothes then". over the next five minutes he proceeded to set fire to the special shoe he has for his cast whilst microwaving it, then nearly set fire to one of adams DVD's by leaving a hairdryer on his floor.

sam is currently in the lead for best quote this week. "This bum rejects nothing!"

12:08 pm: Tuesday;

the house becomes hq for the poster squads being depatched around campus.

in the evening we head to the vertex for a climb, things remaining controlled, then we go to roots...

carnage! everyone (quagmire especially) gets fubar with pennies in pints and ice down pants... we then take the party back to the house, quagmire then proceeds to dance while combbing is hair before lunging up the wardrobe! his status as fubar is confirmed when finally he decided to put his feet up - behind his head!!!

Happiness is maintained when pizza arrives to be devoured

House status: drunken fun

02:18 pm: bleugh. we all feel bleugh. yesterday ruled! stinky, elf garnsy and the climbing guys go to Dr
Dangers for a palestinian breakfast, then spend the day flyering the freshers whilst roped up alpine style and rapelling off walls and making desperate climbs up flights of stairs. elf got lowered onto an old lady, though she saw the funny side. one highlight was stinky handing out flyers with a broken leg to the freshers and their parents whilst saying "join the climbing club! it made me the man I am today!"

some beers later, everyone is sitting on the terrace outside the house spray painting signs and sometimes each other, we then climb up the buildings in campus to put the signs advertising the club up. the evening descended back via captains and port to the usual anarchy of frehers week. several partys + one union later we are thoroughly retarded.

01:33 pm: Friday:

Its the end of the week and the house is buzzing after another week of little work! Preparations are well under way for the evenings party although elf and quagmire return to the house in the evening looking worse for ware after a good session of circuits.
Loulou arrives in the house as quagmire departs to go home and quit his job!

House status: electric

07:54 pm: The house is in recovery this morning after the carnage of last nights pub crawl!

9 bars, then a torrential downpour where everyone ran through rivers to get back to the union. the girls stripped off a bit to dry out. everyone was happy about this.

when Elf got back last night he found garnsy already home having saved Cristine and Cristina from a man trying to lure them into a van. The house orders several pizzas from pizzaman then realise thay have no money. everyone empties their pockets and searches the house. £30 is found in change and pizzaman gets paid. the house estimates that any profit from the pizzas was lost in the transport costs of the money back to the pizzaman kitchen. people climb in through the windows on their way home from the union, we give them beer and they become new friends.

in the morning:
Elf has lost the ability to talk but has to deal with his student fretting over handing in his dissertation in the morning. no one knows how it went.
Adam doesn't know who he is, but then never really did. though he does cook a stonking meal for everyone.
Sam's still sleeping (though the housemates thought he was doing other things!)
and Stinky...well Stinky had a day to forget, major work disaster and jarring his leg left him upset, and nobody laughed at his joke which he has been telling every day. and he lost his phone again.

but Stinky did have a shower!

Elf and Quagmire have a fitness frenzy on seeing a hardcore endurance course called tough guy that they decide to do, consequently they disapear for 15 minutes for a run!

House status: recovering

08:20 pm: Wednesday: Elf and Animal, having heard the house has been fumigated and Stinky hosed down, return to the house.

Elf goes to A&E again, this time to have stiches removed

The house gets ready for the first climbing club pub crawl of the semester, with Sam still sore from circuits and unable to drink because of his orgasm medicene!

House status: Buzzing

08:04 pm: Friday; Sam tells Stinky he can't take it anymore, it seems he's been having orgasmic wee's for most of the week because of a strange side effect of an infection down there, and can't take anymore, he's exhausted and pleasured out, he heads to the health center to be cured! pete is releived he doesnt have to listen to the groaning anytime sam has to go.



House status: Quiet

08:14 pm: Monday: Elf and Animal evacuate the house and head for the airport claiming they "have a conference to goto" although rumour has it that Stinky, living upto his name has violated the toilet barbarically!

The house becomes quiet as Stinky withdraws to his cave to play computer games

House status: Withdrawn

03:19 pm: resting. everyone is being very still and nursing hangovers. sam, garns and nic go to the Brittania for brunch. stinky stays in his cave as he doesnt want to walk. sam is eyeing the pretty waitress through bleary eyes, when his time comes to order he wants a 10oz steak but is clearly thinking along different lines and asks for a 10 inch steak.

house status: resting.